The definition of a searchengine geek

Earlier i wrote a post called “Definationen af en søgemaskinenørd” which some people want me to translate into english.

So now i’m gonne throw my self into writing a post in english, though my english is not very good

The definition of a searchengine geek

1. He will go to a SEX fair, because he thinks that SEX stands for Search Engine eXpo

2. He thinks that Query String sounds sexier than G-String

3. Next to all his paintings in his arpartment, he added the ALT-tag with a pencil

4. On his bottom shelf in his refrigiator, he wrote a sign says “supplemental index”, where he keeps all his ingredients, that are not good enough to put elsewhere.

5. On the playground, he hears a mom telling her son to get out of the sandbox, and he offers to help for a monthly fee.

If you want the Danish version, you can read it here: Definationen af en søgemaskinenørd

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